Friday, September 14, 2007

Star Style: Katie Holmes

After a year or two of being ridiculed for marrying that crazy Tom Cruise (and/or being mistaken for his kid sister,) Katie Holmes probably sat down with her secret Scientologist life coach and said "I want people to take me seriously." Most of us know that the best way to do that is to dress the part. But unfortunately, Katie took the idea of dressing older and ran with it. Sometimes, yes, she looks fabulous. But other times, well... see for yourself...

Part of it has to do with the Moms"R"Us haircut. But the matronly clothes are what I really have a problem with. Why is she wearing those incredibly unflattering pants? I think my third grade teacher had those pants.









And did you ever notice, she is almost always covered from head to toe? I'm sure all the paparazzi attention makes her super-body-conscious. And having Posh as your best friend can't be a huge self-esteem booster. But wearing too many layers make you look like a Mormon. So stop piling on the clothes (because it actually makes you look heavier.)




And I really don't mean to offend, but what's with the mom clothes? This outfit would look fab on someone over 40. Classy long jacket, simple jeans and tee, designer shades. Has she been taking fashion tips from Diane Keaton?


And my last example... The Nancy Reagan Red Strapless Dress. It's not an ugly dress. But it looks like it belongs in the closet of some cougar, not a 29 year old!!!








So Katie, PLEASE!!! You only live life once. Why jump to 45 (or 50) already? You could have any number of designers drooling to dress you. And you really do look adorable sometimes. So stop dressing like your marriage to Tommy has aged you 30 years. We all know how to use IMDB. You aren't tricking anyone.

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